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Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
Q: What does it mean when your boyfriend is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? Never mind, you won't get it." Q: How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck ?
A: At least a zit waits until you're a teenager before it cums on your face! Never mind, its too long." Girl: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Q: What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A: Because they can't stand up for themselves Q: Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
A: Marijuana Q: How many parrots can you fit down a man's pants? Q: Whats worse than getting fingered by Captain Hook?
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